I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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