Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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