Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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