After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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