The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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