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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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