The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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