How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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