Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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