yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
