I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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