We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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