I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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