I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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