Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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