I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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