I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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