So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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