Have you finally orgasmed yet?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.