When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high