I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything