One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
