how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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