Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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