hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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