I'm jealous of your bromance
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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