Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I need moral support for this bender
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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