As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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