We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
ok first of all what the fuck
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
