did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Sex in the backyard? Check.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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