As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.