so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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