I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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