Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize