I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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