Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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