We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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