matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
