love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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