Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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