Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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