The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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