I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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