Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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