Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
