Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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