I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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