I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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