Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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