Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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