it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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