I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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