You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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