so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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