i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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