She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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