I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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